If you remorselessly stole a respectable citizen's bike and have been caught, pinned to the ground, and arrested... you have rights too my friends.
Now you can pretend you didn't do anything wrong, and call this number now to put forth your fake stories in. Call 1800-INNOCENT.
Ofcourse, if I spot you stealing mine or any of my friend's bikes, I will run after you, catch you pretty quickly, and beat the living crap out of you. At which point this number will effectively become useless and you would need a totally different number. For the ambulance.
Just razzing you, thieves. You know I'm just playing with you, right? :)
[Changes facial expression] Keep an eye out for me.
On the streets.
1 comment:
I guess you can use the 1-800-Innocent number if you decide to do as you have mentioned if someone steals your bike.
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